Cult Flash: Michelle O. Brings Priestess Back from the Brink

… and we’re back!

And not a moment too soon. Your High Priestess has, at last, escaped the evil 9-to-5 demons that had her gagged and bound – languishing away amongst the couture-free doldrums. Indeed I fought the good fight to get back, but I couldn’t have done it without the help of our stunning new First Lady, Michelle Obama.

After a stifling year and some months, Michelle O.’s magic was sprinkled across the cultscape and your Priestess has risen again. So fear not, my children: stellar style returns for your viewing pleasure.

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